Destroying California on Screen

Bring it on. Hollywood knows we can cash in on your envy of our great state. While y'all are sitting in the theater rocking your schadenfreude, just remember that heat waves, floods, and tornadoes are going to carry you away in vastly greater numbers than our measly little earthquakes. Not to mention the earthquakes you are inflicting on yourselves with your fracking. And sure, our drought will be unpleasant, but we'll get by, and then we'll charge you an arm and a leg for our wine and tomato paste.