Higher ed

I could have saved some money sending my kids to one of these fine Pakistani diploma mills. But which one? Columbiana on the transcript is a little too obvious... calls attention to its fakeness. GrantTown and Headway don't ring true. Barkley? Makes me think of Sir Charles. Mount Lincoln? Not bad, but the logo is cheesy. I like the small liberal-arts feel of Hillford, but it really should have been Hillford College. Still, that's where I would have sent them, assuming they were accepted. I wonder if my tuition exchange benefits would work there?